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DDP cures Scott Hall of addiction to toothpicks

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Thanks to the guidance of Diamond Dallas Page, Scott Hall has quit flicking toothpicks, cold turkey.

Former professional wrestler Diamond Dallas Page has enabled another radical transformation in one of his colleagues by curing Scott Hall of his chronic addiction to toothpicks.

Through a strict regimen of yoga, dieting and motivational speech, DDP has convinced the former Razor Ramon to stop chewing on toothpicks in the corner of his mouth.

Even more remarkable, the three-month rehabilitation program at Page’s house in suburban Atlanta has enabled Hall to quit, cold turkey, flicking toothpicks at people and TV cameras.

“I feel like a new man,” Hall tweeted.

“I haven’t flicked a toothpick in 92 days and counting. Say hello to the good guy.”

This is the latest in a series of remarkable successes for Page, who has used his unique yoga program to bring several down-on-their-luck colleagues back from the brink of self-destruction.

Last year, for example, Page managed to cure Jake “The Snake” Roberts of his addiction to cryptic aphorisms.

“Now I speak in a straightforward, easy-to-understand manner,” Roberts said matter-of-factly. “I am pleased.”

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