WWE Divas Champion Charlotte scored yet another ill-gotten victory last night after her opponent, Paige, was sneak-attacked by Charlotte’s ever-present grandmother.
The leather-skinned, platinum-haired harpy, dressed in somewhat masculine pinstriped pantsuit, waited until the referee’s back was turned to poke Paige with a pair of knitting needles.
The so-called “dirtiest granny in the game” then emitted a feeble wooing sound while strutting and clucking about ringside like a cantankerous barnyard hen.
Many of Charlotte’s victories in recent months have been thanks to the old woman, who rose to popularity after being revealed as a “stunt granny” on the tell-all program Exposed! Pro Wrestling’s Greatest Secrets.
It is believed that the granny is the mother of Ric Flair — undoubtedly one of the greatest pro wrestlers of all time — who hasn’t been seen publicly since his retirement match against Shawn Michaels at WrestleMania XXIV.