In what has being billed as the “Battle of Breakfast,” the scheduled main event at WrestleMania will pit cereal spokesman John Cena against milk spokesman Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.

“It’s an epic breakfast showdown!” said WWE Chairman Vince McMahon at a press conference this morning.

“For decades, milk and cereal have co-existed in harmony, but soon the world will finally find out which breakfast element reigns supreme!”

John Cena recently became the official celebrity spokesman of Fruity Pebbles cereal thanks to repeated insults from longtime nemesis The Rock.

Not to be outdone, The Rock signed an endorsement deal with the California Milk Processor Board, the organization responsible for the famous “Got Milk” advertising campaign.

Although WWE is heralding the match as a “once-in-a-lifetime” showdown between milk and cereal, there has been a vocal backlash from fans who insist the match has happened before.

Most fans say they would rather see a Pepsi spokesman in the main event at WrestleMania.

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