In an ill-fated attempt to stage another “invasion” of a WWE event, the professional wrestling faction known as the Bullet Club  accidentally invaded today the headquarters of animal protection charity World Wildlife Fund (WWF). 

The publicity stunt apparently backfired after Matt Jackson made a typo when entering the group’s destination into their GPS, which led them to WWF building in downtown Washington, DC. 

The wrestlers had expected to be greeted by a horde of pudgy male fans in black t-shirts chanting “Too sweet,” but were instead greeted by a jovial mascot in a panda costume handing out leaflets. 

It was a stark contrast from the group’s previous invasion, which resulted in much fawning from the so-called “Internet Wrestling Community” and the firing of Jimmy Jacobs. 

Ringleader Cody Rhodes tried to draw a crowd by shouting slogans into a megaphone, but was quickly stymied by a security guard who kindly asked the wrestlers to either donate to chimpanzee conservation or leave the property. 

The World Wildlife Fund has served the Bullet Club with a “cease and desist” order, accompanied by a plush toy orca. 

 

 

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