The Royal Rumble pay-per-view hosted this past Sunday by World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) was the “best Rumble ever” according to 17-year-old Tyler Reece, who had never seen any previous incarnations of the event.
“It was amazing!” raved Reece at school the next day.
“There’s this guy called Roman Reigns, who has big muscles and all these amazing tattoos, and he won this match against 29 other guys. He’s awesome!”
Reece has only recently started watching professional wrestling, but refuses to admit that his knowledge of the pop-culture spectacle is below par.
He doesn’t realize, therefore, that the vast majority of wrestling fans regard the 2015 Royal Rumble as one of the most disappointing and infuriatingly booked catastrophes since WWE/ECW December to Dismember 2006.
Reece insists the recent Royal Rumble was “amazing from start to finish,” especially when that “weird little goaty guy got eliminated quickly.”
Reece says he “can’t wait for WrestlingMania,” and hopes Roman Reigns can beat Brock Lesnar “and be champion for a long, long time.”