After weeks of intense hype the wait is finally over: Brock Lesnar and Brawn Strowman will collide tonight at WWE No Mercy, and fans around the world will get to admire two of the most adorable bubblebutts in sports entertainment. 

“The Beast Incarnate” has been training relentlessly for months, doing deep squats and heavy leg curls to tone his glorious gluteus, while “The Monster Among Men” has been sculpting his ripe rump by flipping ambulances. 

Lesnar is expected to wear his trademark black MMA shorts, which cling silkily to his sweat-moistened hindquarters, complementing his comely curves. 

Strowman, meanwhile, will likely wear his tattered khakis, which leave much to the imagination, but provide a tantalizing taste of his pulchritudinous posterior when he bends over to brutalize a battered foe. 

Who will win their match? The fans, obviously, for being treated to such a sublime display of taut, tasty tuchases, amirite fellas?!