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All-You-Can-Eat buffet declares bankruptcy following Ryback visit

ryback feed me moreGolden Dragon, an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet in San Diego, is the latest restaurant to declare bankruptcy following a visit from the insatiably hungry professional wrestler Ryback.

The hulking wrestler arrived at Golden Dragon shortly after 6 p.m. yesterday, and by 9:30 p.m. every morsel of food — as well as several-hundred mints and a decorative plastic fern — had been devoured by the wrestler.

Lee Ming, owner of the once-thriving eatery, said he is financially “ruined.”

“Giant bald monster¬† say ‘feed me more, feed me more, feed me more,’ but we have no more food!” recounted Ming as he hung an “Out of Business” sign on the front door of the 22-year-old establishment.

“And his teeth were gross too!”

Reached for comment, Ryback said he was temporarily satisfied after the meal, but felt hungry again an hour later.


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