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50 WCW Nitro Matches You MUST Watch Before You Die


You do NOT need to see this before you die. You should paddle through the rivers of Vietnam instead.

If your “bucket list” of things to do before you die includes watching a single WCW Nitro match, let alone 50 of them, you might as well already be dead.

Life is fleeting, and every moment spent staring at Disco Inferno versus Buff Bagwell is another moment of your precious mortal existence irretrievably slipping away.

Sure, the 1999 match between Bret Hart and [NAME DELETED] in tribute to the late Owen Hart was pretty awesome, and the nWo was cool until everybody joined, but the world is a big, wonderful place and you shouldn’t squander your chance to explore it by watching Ted Turner’s Hee-Haw Hootenanny Country Rasslin’ Jamboree.

Carpe Diem! Seize the day!  You don’t want to reach the end of your life, lying on your deathbed, wondering why, oh why, you spent so many hours watching Paul Roma versus the Blacktop Bully.

Hike through fields and valleys amid the Swiss Alps!

Volunteer to build a school in rural Africa!

Watch the sunrise at Angkor Wat in Cambodia!

Sing at the top of your lungs, dance like nobody is watching, and squeeze every last drop of nectar from the sweet, nourishing fruit we call life!

Or at least watch NXT!


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