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After countless wrong turns and botched entrances, the members of professional wrestling faction The Shield have discovered the route to…
After suffering a torn triceps, professional wrestler John Cena had his spirits brightened today thanks to a hospital visit from…
Although professional wrestling enthusiast Terrence Mercer is “smart” to the wrestling business, he is hopelessly dumb when it comes to…
World Wrestling Entertainment issued a rare public apology this morning after the company realized it has, for several years now,…
“I can’t wait to get back into the ring and hurt myself,” Mysterio told reporters at a training session this…
After years of walking progressively slower and slower toward the ring, professional wrestler Randy Orton has decided he’s now just…
World Wrestling Entertainment Chairman Vince McMahon was mortified this morning when he realized that the name of the upcoming WWE…
The members of The Shield — a renegade faction of professional wrestlers known for meting out vigilante justice in WWE…
Legendary professional wrestler “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, after years of encouragement from peers and family, was finally fitted for a…
Golden Dragon, an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet in San Diego, is the latest restaurant to declare bankruptcy following a visit from…
To commemorate the April 20th pseudo-holiday dedicated to cannabis culture, professional wrestler Rob Van Dam delivered a textbook 4.20-Star Frog…
Professional wrestler Tensai has been granted a leave of absence from World Wrestling Entertainment so that he may return to…
Feeling pressured by her employer to undergo breast enhancement surgery, AJ Lee recently sought advice from her voluptuous friend Big…
World Wrestling Entertainment announced today that Fandango, a flamboyant wrestler and ballroom dancer, has been suspended under the company’s Wellness…
Although he is delighted to have become World Heavyweight Champion, Dolph Ziggler was mortified to realize he left his wallet…
Wrestling fans worldwide were disappointed Monday night when an Intercontinental Championship bout reached its conclusion while WWE Raw was on…
Mexican professional wrestler Alberto Del Rio, who has recently praised the United States as a melting pot of cultural diversity,…
Professional wrestler Sean “X-Pac” Waltman enjoyed his sudden resurgence in fame last month due to an injured anus, so he…
A professional wrestler who modelled his name, appearance and martial arts-infused style after action star Jean-Claude Van Damme inexplicably calls…
Dr. Richard Bescoe, a respected speech pathologist, has released a comprehensive 720-page manual explaining how, when saying Fandango’s name, to…
Millions of professional wrestling fans have inundated dance schools around the world this past week to sign up for ballroom dance…
The theme song of flamboyant professional wrestler Fandango has, practically overnight, become the top-selling single of all time, surpassing the…
Professional wrestler Bo Dallas, who burst onto the WWE scene in early 2013 — then burst off it again, still…
More than 12,000 wrestling fans who will attend a live taping of WWE Smackdown tonight are looking forward to being…