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the shield entrance
April 29, 2013
After countless wrong turns and botched entrances, the members of professional wrestling faction The Shield have discovered the route to…
cena make-a-wish
April 28, 2013
After suffering a torn triceps, professional wrestler John Cena had his spirits brightened today thanks to a hospital visit from…
wrestling fan
April 27, 2013
Although professional wrestling enthusiast Terrence Mercer is “smart” to the wrestling business, he is hopelessly dumb when it comes to…
wwe next
April 26, 2013
World Wrestling Entertainment issued a rare public apology this morning after the company realized it has, for several years now,…
rey mysterio injury
April 25, 2013
“I can’t wait to get back into the ring and hurt myself,” Mysterio told reporters at a training session this…
Randy orton entrance
April 25, 2013
After years of walking progressively slower and slower toward the ring, professional wrestler Randy Orton has decided he’s now just…
vince mcmahon funny
April 24, 2013
World Wrestling Entertainment Chairman Vince McMahon was mortified this morning when he realized that the name of the upcoming WWE…
shield helicopter raw
April 23, 2013
The members of The Shield — a renegade faction of professional wrestlers known for meting out vigilante justice in WWE…
April 21, 2013
Legendary professional wrestler “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, after years of encouragement from peers and family, was finally fitted for a…
ryback feed me more
April 20, 2013
Golden Dragon, an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet in San Diego, is the latest restaurant to declare bankruptcy following a visit from…
4.20 rob van dam
April 20, 2013
To commemorate the April 20th pseudo-holiday dedicated to cannabis culture, professional wrestler Rob Van Dam delivered a textbook 4.20-Star Frog…
tensai vs godzilla
April 19, 2013
Professional wrestler Tensai has been granted a leave of absence from World Wrestling Entertainment so that he may return to…
AJ Lee breasts
April 18, 2013
Feeling pressured by her employer to undergo breast enhancement surgery, AJ Lee recently sought advice from her voluptuous friend Big…
Fandango wwe
April 18, 2013
World Wrestling Entertainment announced today that Fandango, a flamboyant wrestler and ballroom dancer, has been suspended under the company’s Wellness…
ziggler cashes in
April 16, 2013
Although he is delighted to have become World Heavyweight Champion, Dolph Ziggler was mortified to realize he left his wallet…
Fandango WWE
April 16, 2013
Wrestling fans worldwide were disappointed Monday night when an Intercontinental Championship bout reached its conclusion while WWE Raw was on…
albert del rio deported
April 15, 2013
Mexican professional wrestler Alberto Del Rio, who has recently praised the United States as a melting pot of cultural diversity,…
Sean Waltman anus
April 15, 2013
Professional wrestler Sean “X-Pac” Waltman enjoyed his sudden resurgence in fame last month due to an injured anus, so he…
jean claude van dam
April 14, 2013
A professional wrestler who modelled his name, appearance and martial arts-infused style after action star Jean-Claude Van Damme inexplicably calls…
Fandango a's breathe
April 13, 2013
Dr. Richard Bescoe, a respected speech pathologist, has released a comprehensive 720-page manual explaining how, when saying Fandango’s name, to…
FandangoRevolution
April 12, 2013
Millions of professional wrestling fans have inundated dance schools around the world this past week to sign up for ballroom dance…
April 10, 2013
The theme song of flamboyant professional wrestler Fandango has, practically overnight, become the top-selling single of all time, surpassing the…
Bo dallas wwe
April 9, 2013
Professional wrestler Bo Dallas, who burst onto the WWE scene in early 2013 — then burst off it again, still…
raw crowd
April 9, 2013
More than 12,000 wrestling fans who will attend a live taping of WWE Smackdown tonight are looking forward to being…