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February 28, 2013
Fed up with preposterous storylines and silly matches, fans at a recent TNA Wrestling taping erupted into a resounding chant…
machines wwf
February 26, 2013
More than 25 years after The Giant Machine first appeared in the World Wrestling Federation, some conspiracy theorists insist the masked…
NXT Florida
February 24, 2013
Nearly 10 months after being hired to Florida Championship Wrestling — a “developmental” territory where rookie wrestlers hone their craft…
TNA wrestling
February 21, 2013
Citing declining attendance at live events and falling pay-per-view buyrates,TNA Wrestling announced today that all future events will be held…
Jerry Lynn retirement
February 21, 2013
Fans of professional wrestling were shocked when it was discovered that a so-called “retirement match” actually led to a real,…
Russian Meteor
February 17, 2013
According to a report released today by NASA, the meteor that hurtled toward Russia Friday would have caused catastrophically more…
Brock Lesnar
February 16, 2013
Harvard primatologists made an important breakthrough this month when they taught professional wrestler Brock Lesnar to communicate simple words and…
Cena porn star
February 15, 2013
The latest unsubstantiated rumor to have surfaced from the John Cena sex scandal alleges that porn actress Kendra Lust gave…
kane wwe
February 14, 2013
On a day when happy couples exchange flowers and kisses, professional wrestler Kane reminisces wistfully on his one true valentine,…
the-rock cm-punk
February 13, 2013
Professional wrestler Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is enjoying a burst in popularity among a large but previously untapped demographic: unfortunate…
Olympics wrestling killed
February 12, 2013
Following today’s announcement that Greco-Roman wrestling will not be part of the 2020 Olympic Games, thousands of would-be Olympic wrestlers…
WWE Elimination Chamber
February 11, 2013
An all-Divas Elimination Chamber match has been booked for this Sunday’s Elimination Chamber pay-per-view as part of WWE’s new “Equal…
pope-resigns
February 11, 2013
Professional wrestler “Pope” D’Angelo Dinero spent this morning updating his resume in hopes of applying for the recently vacated job…
John Cena porn
February 10, 2013
The latest tawdry rumors emerging from the scandal surrounding John Cena’s love life indicate that the wrestler had an extramarital…
WWE Elimination Chamber toilet
February 10, 2013
WWE executives were surprised to learn recently that the term “elimination chamber” refers to a toilet in at least 30…
Mick Foley bumps
February 9, 2013
Sources close to Mick Foley say the hardcore wrestling legend is planning to make one of his trademark dangerous falls,…
Sammartino Hall of Fame
February 8, 2013
Due to a typo on contractual documents, World Wrestling Entertainment will actually induct David Sammartino, not his more famous father…
wwe hall of fame 2013
February 7, 2013
A recent poll conducted by a prominent publisher of travel guides has named the WWE Hall of Fame the “Best…
Brogue Kick
February 6, 2013
Professional wrestling is embroiled in yet another legal battle, as Irish superstar Sheamus has launched a copyright infringement lawsuit against…
John Morrison Jim Morrison
February 5, 2013
Former WWE superstar and rock frontman John Morrison has returned to his first love by reuniting with legendary psychedelic rock…
bruno sammartino hall of fame
February 4, 2013
Legendary professional wrestler Koko B. Ware has lashed out at World Wrestling Entertainment for choosing to induct an “overrated jobber”…
The Rock fans
February 4, 2013
An elderly liquor store clerk who was shot point-blank in the skull during a robbery Saturday has awoken from a…
super bowl wrestlemania
February 3, 2013
Fans of professional football are excitedly preparing for the biggest event of their year — the dull, bastardized knockoff of WrestleMania.…
The Rock Superbowl Commercial
February 3, 2013
In what has being billed as the “Battle of Breakfast,” the scheduled main event at WrestleMania will pit cereal spokesman…