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tna wrestling hogan
January 31, 2013
For the 37th consecutive week, TNA’s Impact Wrestling demonstrated that, quite contrary to the phrase coined by another TV show,…
WWE Universe
January 30, 2013
An international summit of astrophysicists convened in Geneva yesterday to debate the possibility that intelligent life exists in the WWE…
The Rock Wrestlemania
January 29, 2013
Professional wrestler and Hollywood star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has withdrawn from a scheduled match at WWE’s flagship pay-per-view, WrestleMania,…
twice in a lifetime
January 28, 2013
The forward-thinking matchmakers at World Wrestling Entertainment recently drafted a five-year plan that includes a re-re-match between The Rock and…
drew carey wwe
January 27, 2013
Comedian and game show host Drew Carey is confused as to why he never received his formal invitation to participate…
royal-rumble-countdown
January 27, 2013
The 10-second countdown clock that heralds the entrance of each new competitor in the Royal Rumble match is a godsend…
Royal Rumble photos
January 27, 2013
The most exciting aspect of Royal Rumble match is that any of the 30 participants could win the over-the-top-rope elimination…
sin-cara botch
January 26, 2013
Masked wrestler Sin Cara, whose high-flying arsenal has been grounded due to a knee injury, is expected to return to…
The Rock Cm Punk
January 26, 2013
World Wrestling Entertainment announced this morning that the namesake of the Royal Rumble pay-per-view — a 30-man over-the-top-rope elimination match…
Royal Rumble predictions
January 25, 2013
Executives from World Wrestling Entertainment’s advertising department recently made the remarkable discovery of a trendy, upscale restaurant where attractive men…
who-will-win-royal-rumble
January 24, 2013
The current booking plan for this Sunday’s WWE pay-per-view is for Heath Slater to earn a WrestleMania title shot by…
Montreal Screwjob
January 23, 2013
Professional wrestling referee Dave Hebner made a shocking confession this week, admitting it was he — not his twin brother…
Daniel Bryan Yes Chant
January 22, 2013
Prolonged exposure to World Wrestling Entertainment programming has been linked to diminished language skills, according to a recent survey that…
steel cage battle royal
January 21, 2013
WWE matchmakers have conceded that, although it seemed like a good idea at the time, a battle royal inside a…
racist wrestling fan
January 20, 2013
Local redneck Travis McCreary was crippled by indecision last night trying to figure out which wrestlers to boo in a…
Cody Rhodes fired
January 19, 2013
World Wrestling Entertainment announced today that Cody Rhodes has been released from the company, though his moustache has been offered…
cm punk the rock
January 17, 2013
Due to an apparent clerical error, the main event of WWE’s upcoming Royal Rumble pay-per-view will not pit CM Punk…
twinkietits
January 15, 2013
Snack food manufacturer Hostess, which announced in late-2012 that it would cease operations due to a labor dispute, has seen…
Paul heyman
January 15, 2013
Professional wrestling personality Paul Heyman shocked fans today when he announced his first foray into music: a recording of “I…
Lesnar testicles
January 13, 2013
Professional wrestling and mixed martial arts star Brock Lesnar finally completed his chest tattoo this week by having a pair…
Sunset flip wrestling
January 12, 2013
The professional wrestling community is in shock after a recent match was won by means of a sunset flip —…
TNA pay-per-views
January 11, 2013
According to industry insiders, TNA Wrestling is soon expected to announce that it will further reduce its schedule of pay-per-view…
bleacher report
January 10, 2013
After months of struggling with depression and loneliness, frequent Bleacher Report contributor Steve Reinhardt penned a suicide note the only…
Del Rio smackdown
January 9, 2013
In order to beat other wrestling news sites to the punch, it was announced today that WWE.com will begin publishing…