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Longtime professional wrestling ring announcer Howard Finkel bid farewell to 2012 and welcomed 2013 by wishing everyone around the world…
WWE superstar John Cena is undeterred by the taunts of fans around the world because he mistakenly believes they are…
Professional wrestler and behind-the-scenes WWE executive Hunter Hearst Helmsley has threatened to film a sequel to The Chaperone if he…
Professional wrestling commentator Michael Cole was terminated by WWE this week and replaced by a robot that can spew inane…
Monday Night Raw, the flagship weekly program of World Wrestling Entertainment, will increase in duration to nine hours starting in…
Following a year of unfortunate domestic squabbles and recurring arrests, Tammy Lynn Sytch — better known as former WWE starlet…
Using a hydraulic crane and the so-called “jaws of life,” the Long Island Fire Department dislodged retired professional wrestler Mick…
During his final night on early before the Apocalypse, professional wrestling impresario Vince McMahon wept as he watched old WWE…
A pair of nefarious wrestlers hatching an evil scheme backstage at WWE Raw apparently somehow didn’t notice the camera crew…
Nearly 500 wrestling fans in Pittsburgh are frantically working to finish large, colorful signs bearing the word “Ryblack” to hold…
Despite what the term implies, a “smart” wrestling fan — that is, one who understands the behind-the-scenes machinations and insider…
World Wrestling Entertainment’s Spanish-language commentators say the TLC pay-per-view will be a much-anticipated opportunity to finally watch wrestlers crash through…
Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns — formerly known collectively as The Shield — have chosen to go with…
In spite of the bold claim made by its name, TNA Wrestling’s “Final Resolution” pay-per-view once again failed to resolve…
Determined not to be outdone by his multilingual opponent at this Sunday’s TLC pay-per-view, R-Truth is determined to learn at…
Wrestling commentator Taz hollered that fans at a recent TNA wrestling event were unanimously on their feet, but failed to…
Local wrestling fan Robert Mitchell has successfully tricked his wife into ordering this Sunday’s WWE pay-per-view thanks to its ambiguous…
In stark contrast to tradition, a professional wrestler recently grabbed a steel chair and, instead of clobbering his opponent with…
The tiny rhesus monkey recently spotted at a Toronto Ikea store has been connected to covert professional wrestling faction The…
Longtime professional wrestling personality and evil mastermind Paul Heyman surprised his colleagues and acquaintances yesterday when he admitted, via Twitter,…
Because a standard briefcase can no longer contain the increasingly complicated paperwork associated with a WWE title shot contract, a…
Professional wrestler Paul “Big Show” Wight has developed a fondness for wearing a camouflage-patterned singled because it allows him to…
WWE Champion CM Punk has been forced to withdraw from an upcoming pay-per-view event due to a knee injury, which…
An incongruously good-looking woman in the front row of a WWE house show is widely believed among fans to be…