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Rookie professional wrestler Sam Shaw, eager to assert his individuality in TNA Wrestling, got both his arms tattooed with large,…
Professional wrestler and WWE corporate bigwig Hunter Hearst Helmsley achieved a milestone yesterday when he drank an entire bottle of…
According to many fans in the live audience at a recent WWE Raw event, the six police officers who dashed…
Stephen Andrews, a 44-year-old Seattle man who has struggled with sex addiction his entire adult life, believed nothing could quell…
The fatigued wife of marauding professional wrestler Ryback wishes she had a nickel for every time she has replied to…
Braden Miles, a 27-year-old wrestling fan from Chicago, strangely felt no shame after posting an insufferably smug, self-satisfied post in…
In stark contrast to its name, the WWE Intercontinental Championship is largely uni-continental, only rarely defended outside North America. A…
Contrary to what the name suggests, Total Non-Stop Action (TNA) Wrestling is frequently interrupted by long stops in the action,…
The new three-disc box set chronicling the rise and fall of the New World Order starts out fine, but quickly…
World Wrestling Entertainment’s intention to stage a so-called “handicapped match” between a paraplegic and man with cerebral palsy has been…
Scientists worldwide are struggling to explain how the Survivor Series pay-per-view, like the hundreds of similar professional wrestling events that…
Although there will only be one “traditional” Survivor Series match at tonight’s WWE pay-per-view of the same name, sources within…
The wrestling world lost one of its most passionate and lonely inhabitants yesterday when the sole remaining member of the…
Friday’s announcement that Twinkies will be discontinued due to the closure of snack manufacturer Hostess has sparked speculation that Ahmed…
Eleven-year-old Zachary Peters, a self-described “die-hard WWE fan,” had to ask his father what the second W in the acronym…
Derek McCreary, a morbidly obese wrestling fan from Milwaukee, commemorated what would have been the late Randy Savage’s 60th birthday…
Legendary professional wrestler Bret Hart, who was controversially ousted from WWE in 1997 by a “screwjob” in Montreal, prefers to…
United Nations weapons inspectors are demanding access to factories in Iran where they believe scientists are developing atomic elbows. “We…
According to backstage rumors, World Wrestling Entertainment’s creative team is preparing for the debut of a stormtrooper-inspired Diva to be…
A new study reveals that a disturbingly low proportion of participants in WWE’s Survivor Series pay-per-view have survived long enough…
Mere moments after hearing the news that the State of Colorado has legalized the recreational use of marijuana, professional wrestler…
The battle for the Oval Office took a shocking turn Tuesday when, against all predictions, the populace voted by a…
Professional wrestler CM Punk is being lauded as a positive role model who encourages young people to live without drugs,…
Hoping to regain employment with World Wrestling Entertainment, carnival freak Kizarny has unsuccessfully attempted to repackage himself as “The Kizarnosaurus.”…