All Articles
Semi-retired professional wrestler Mick Foley, known for the “hardcore” violence of his matches, was surprised yesterday to discover a rusty…
According to many reviewers, the new World Wrestling Entertainment video game released today by THQ achieves a level of realism…
A local paramedic couldn’t help but chuckle at the irony when, as he stretchered a newly paralyzed teenager toward a…
With tears in his eyes, professional wrestler Ryback publicly admitted today that he is seeking help for an “out of…
Millions worldwide are waiting in breathless anticipation for a review of tonight’s WWE pay-per-view from the pudgy guy on a…
Vatican officials confirmed today something that devout wrestling fans worldwide already believed to be true — that Hell, the eternal…
In what is being called a blatant case of copyright infringement, the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) has unveiled a roofed…
Despite being billed as a completely “inescapable” steel structure, WWE’s Hell in a Cell cage has been proven over the…
Although he has sadistically dominated countless opponents throughout his WWE tenure, professional wrestler Kane has finally met his match in…
The undersized oily nub of hair that dangles like a limp sardine over the back of Paul Heyman’s neck has…
Mentally challenged professional wrestler Eugene has challenged conservative political commentator Anne Coulter to a wrestling match following her use of…
Chief operating officers of many Fortune 500 companies are adopting AJ Lee’s unorthodox-but-effective technique of skipping jauntily to meetings. Richard…
Fans at a recent independent wrestling event in New Jersey were reportedly shocked by how blatantly homophobic — and, at…
Longtime professional wrestling manager Paul Bearer has spent months sitting by the phone in his mortuary, optimistically anticipating his next…
Professional wrestling champion CM Punk is reportedly considering legal action against the Pepsi Cola Corporation over the lack of compensation…
Like many people stuck in the rat race of the workaday world, the Undertaker deeply values his time off, and…
Wrestling fans worldwide were shocked yesterday when WWE’s merchandising division released a t-shirt that isn’t hideously ugly. The shirt, which…
Gavin Jennings, a 36-year-old wrestling fan with a penchant for sexual self-pleasuring, says he is finding it increasingly difficult to…
This week’s episode of WWE Raw opened with an in-ring verbal showdown that continued for nearly the entire three-hour duration…
Heavy metal godfather Ozzy Osbourne expressed shock and confusion after spotting himself at ringside in a YouTube clip of the…
Avid wrestling fan Braden McDougall claimed that he was merely “honoring the memory of the late, great Eddie Guerrero” by…
Elliot Ramsay, a 44-year-old insurance salesman with an otherwise normal life, spent Sunday afternoon re-enacting WrestleMania 3 in its entirety…
The staff at video game studio THQ are said to be feverishly working around the clock to omit all traces…
In a move that is being lauded as proactive and forward-thinking, World Wrestling Entertainment has enrolled all its contracted performers…