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WWE smackdown
August 31, 2012
The enormous fist that once loomed above the entrance of the Smackdown staging has finally been returned to its rightful…
Kane Yankem
August 31, 2012
Although four out of five dentists recommend Crest to maintain healthy teeth and gums, the fifth dentist, Dr. Isaac Yankem,…
John Cena kids
August 30, 2012
During one of his many meet-and-greet sessions at children’s hospitals across the nation, John Cena made an embarrassing gaffe by…
Cole vintage
August 29, 2012
Professional wrestling commentator Michael Cole received a stern reprimand from his bosses Monday when he described an obscure, never-before seen…
Hogan Zeus
August 28, 2012
The digitally remastered Blu-Ray release of No Holds Barred provides viewers with vivid high-definition visuals and a full surround-sound experience…
WWE stamford
August 27, 2012
Thousands of angry wrestling fans descended upon Titan Tower this weekend to protest “the corporate greed and hegemony of WWE”…
August 26, 2012
A study published this week in the Journal of Sports Medicine confirms that the only person to suffer any injury…
WWE dating
August 25, 2012
The so-called Internet Wrestling Community (IWC) — a global cadre of die-hard fans who endlessly debate the merits and shortcoming…
Skullet
August 24, 2012
Legendary professional wrestler Shawn Michaels, whose once voluminous hair is steadily succumbing to male pattern baldness, recently sought advice from…
WWE logo
August 23, 2012
Derek McMillan, the video editor who spends eight hours a day digitally blurring the WWF logo in old wrestling footage,…
Zack Ryder toys
August 22, 2012
A consumer survey revealed this week that the vast majority of Zack Ryder action figures in existence are currently owned…
Red Rooster
August 21, 2012
Longtime professional wrestler and backstage matchmaker Terry Taylor became increasingly frustrated late last night as he struggled to delete all…
wrestling jobber
August 20, 2012
Despite what his title would imply, longtime professional wrestling jobber Sho Funaki is, at the moment, jobless. “It’s kind of…
Triple-H lesnar
August 19, 2012
The medical community is unanimously puzzled by what has been called an almost-miraculous healing of Hunter Hearst Helmsley’s left arm,…
Ziggler selling
August 19, 2012
Proving once again that he can expertly sell anything, professional wrestler Dolph Ziggler sold a dozen trays of ice cubes…
Summerslam Lesnar
August 18, 2012
Wrestling fans worldwide are abuzz in anticipation of this Sunday’s pay-per-view showdown between a guy who hasn’t wrestled since April…
Vince McMahon troops
August 17, 2012
Sources close to Vince McMahon say the professional wrestling impresario is quietly hoping for another Gulf War because it would…
Beniot wolverine
August 16, 2012
  A medium-sized Alaskan wolverine afflicted with rabies feels unfairly discriminated against because of a gruesome crime committed nearly a…
Shawn Michaels Smile
August 13, 2012
A teary-eyed Shawn Michaels confessed last week that he had once again lost his smile, but the WWE legend announced…
TNA WWE
August 12, 2012
Although skeptics didn’t believe it could survive in the monopolized pro wrestling market, Total Nonstop Action (TNA) Wrestling is now…
Andre Heaven
August 11, 2012
According to a renowned spiritual medium, legendary professional wrestler Andre the Giant is enjoying eternal bliss in heaven, tied up…
Mr. Socko
August 10, 2012
Determined to find new work after Mick Foley’s retirement, Mr. Socko landed an important role with funk-rock stalwarts Red Hot…
WWE Olympics
August 9, 2012
When asked by a journalist for her opinion on professional wrestling, Olympic synchronized swimmer Mariya Koroleva replied — with utter,…
Ric Flair
August 8, 2012
After a harrowing but successful landing on Mars this past Sunday, the Curiosity rover has already begun to transmit photographs…