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Dixie TNA
May 31, 2012
TNA Wrestling President Dixie Carter said on Twitter today that she’ll be making a “huge announcement” on this week’s episode…
WWE WWF
May 30, 2012
World Wrestling Entertainment may be forced to change its name if a nature conservation organization wins a copyright dispute over…
Falls count nowhere
May 29, 2012
After nearly four hours with no end in sight, a pair of exhausted wrestlers continue to battle in what was…
HHH Stephanie
May 28, 2012
WWE wrestler and backstage power-player Hunter Hearst Helmsley remarked at a press conference today that he’s “really glad” he married…
May 28, 2012
Still upset over an incident in Brazil that resulted in his 30-day suspension from WWE action, professional wrestler Chris Jericho…
Slobberknocker
May 27, 2012
A recent professional wrestling match that one commentator described as “one heck of a ring-a-ding-dong-dandy” reportedly escalated into a real…
annoying girl
May 24, 2012
Professional wrestling is “nothing more than a soap opera for men,” according to 29-year-old Jessica Fletcher, a habitual purveyor of…
d-generation x
May 23, 2012
The members of legendary wrestling faction D-Generation X stated in a new retrospective documentary that they are proud to have…
Princess Bride sequel
May 22, 2012
Gargantuan professional wrestler Paul “Big Show” Wight has been hounding executives at WWE Studios to read the screenplay he has…
daniel bryan
May 21, 2012
Clean-living wrestler Daniel Bryan — a vegan who exercises vigorously and abstains from drugs, alcohol and other dangerous behaviors —…
loggers
May 20, 2012
A real lumberjack match — a violent dust-up between a pair of forestry workers at an Oregon logging camp —…
May 18, 2012
Although two decades have passed since he fell victim to a hex cast by voodoo witch doctor Papa Shango, The…
Radar monsoon
May 17, 2012
The National Weather Service has announced that the dreaded Gorilla Monsoon over the Pacific has diminished in ferocity and thus…
Austin 3:16
May 16, 2012
An archeological dig at a newly unearthed cave near Jerusalem has yielded a long-sought discovery: a parchment scroll apparently containing…
Usos
May 15, 2012
Jimmy Uso confessed he was “as confused as everyone else” when a 12-year-old New Jersey boy with a terminal neurological…
Rock
May 14, 2012
Professional wrestler and Hollywood star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson expressed disappointment and shame yesterday after his much-touted strudel turned out…
Brodus clay
May 13, 2012
Although she appreciates the sentiment behind the frequent phone calls she receives, Brodus Clay’s momma admitted yesterday she would prefer…
ECW
May 13, 2012
What was intended to be a nostalgic reunion of Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW) alumni was instead an utter flop after…
Frankie
May 12, 2012
Frankie, the blue-and-gold macaw owned by WWE Hall-of-Famer Koko B. Ware, has learned all the lyrics to Ware’s song Piledriver…
chest tattoo
May 11, 2012
Professional wrestlers Brock Lesnar and Scott Steiner are embroiled in a heated rivalry over whose chest is adorned with a…
RVD
May 10, 2012
Though Rob Van Dam’s kicking prowess has often led wrestling commentators to remark about his “educated feet,” the wrestler was…
Jerry Lynn
May 10, 2012
In a strange case of art-imitating-life-imitating-art, professional wrestler Jerry Lynn has been cast to portray actor Mickey Rourke in a…
Beautiful
May 9, 2012
At a recent independent wrestling event in rural Delaware, veteran wrestler Bobby Eaton was introduced as “Beautiful” Bobby Eaton, though…
Vince McMahon
May 8, 2012
Vince McMahon’s grown children, Shane and Stephanie, were embarrassed yesterday when a group of houseguests overheard the WWE chairman belting…