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Stinkfinger
January 31, 2012
During a routine medical exam last week, former WWE superstar Rikishi debuted a new move called The Stinkfinger. Rikishi gained…
Paul Roma
January 31, 2012
Paul Roma complained to his local post office yesterday when he failed to receive his invitation to the WWE Hall…
Foley is God
January 30, 2012
Religious leaders and the faithful worldwide are reeling after a respected theologian not only proved the existence of God, but…
January 30, 2012
Sources within WWE report that Vince McMahon is “deeply concerned” about a negative review of last night’s Extreme Rules pay-per-view…
Wrestling fan
January 29, 2012
Kevin Murphy, a self-described “WWE superfan,” has been repeatedly counting backwards from 10 all week in anticipation of this weekend’s…
Royal rumble
January 29, 2012
The most exciting aspect of Royal Rumble pay-per-view is that any member of the WWE roster could win the battle…
Vinnie Vegas
January 28, 2012
Kevin Nash has neither confirmed nor denied rumors that he will compete in this Sunday’s Royal Rumble under the monicker…
WWE 2K14
January 27, 2012
The newly released wrestling video game WWE 2K14 is reportedly so realistic that players can receive suspensions for violating the…
referee scott armstrong
January 26, 2012
The professional wrestling business has been embroiled in controversy after referee Scott Armstrong failed to witness a flagrant breaking of…
Gorilla Position
January 26, 2012
The so-called Gorilla Position — a backstage nook at wrestling events named for late WWE legend Gorilla Monsoon, who often…
Nailz
January 25, 2012
Law enforcement officers in Cobb County, GA, have expressed concern that Nailz, who is eligible for parole again next week,…
Hulk Hogan
January 25, 2012
Despite his protestations to the contrary, wrestling legend Hulk Hogan is rumored to be showing signs of male pattern baldness,…
Government mule
January 24, 2012
A government mule has filed a “cease and desist” order against WWE, citing a long history of defamatory remarks made…
Anonymous RAW General manager
January 24, 2012
The former Anonymous General Manager of WWE Raw is reportedly having a hard time finding an anonymous managerial role elsewhere…
January 23, 2012
Thanks to incessant on-air mentions and on-screen graphics, the popular social media service Twitter is currently a trending topic on…
Greg Valentine
January 23, 2012
The medical community is baffled by the discovery that, despite the passage of several decades since his wrestling heyday, Greg…
Domino and Gallows
January 23, 2012
A disastrous wrestling tour of Nigeria marred by bomb threats, armed captivity and financial strife was “a frigging cakewalk” compared…
January 22, 2012
After witnessing Mae Young perform a striptease for Hornswoggle in a WWE locker room, Ron Simmons — who was recently…
Santino Marella
January 21, 2012
WWE Superstar Santino Marella announced yesterday that he has accepted an invitation to play the imaginary trombone with the prestigious…
Funkasaurus
January 20, 2012
A team of Harvard paleontologists on a dig in the Nevada badlands has unearthed the skeleton of a rare Funkasaurus…
CM Punk
January 20, 2012
Following a seven-hour interrogation by security guards at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport, CM Punk admitted he “probably shouldn’t have mentioned pipe…
No Holds Barred
January 19, 2012
TNA Wrestling announced yesterday its plans to launch a film production company, with its inaugural release, No Holds Barred 2,…
January 19, 2012
While filing some paperwork at the small mortuary he operates in rural Alabama, former WWE manager Paul Bearer suddenly realized…
Wrestling squared circle
January 18, 2012
The American Mathematical Society announced this week that a so-called “squared circle,” a longtime nickname for a pro wrestling ring,…