Which one of these Kayfabe News articles is not actually true?
Shane McMahon’s infamous plummet from atop Hell in a Cell was pre-recorded in a Hollywood soundstage.
Vince McMahon insists the new XFC will become the world’s dominant MMA league within six months.
Before he got “Big,” Cass was best known for being left “Home Alone” to abuse bungling burglers!
Moments after this picture was taken, a stunned Donald Trump lay quivering, covered in Steveweisers.
Glenn Jacobs got elaborate, unattractive tattooing in order to portray his new character.
The arrival of Showtime Eric Young in NXT means that Dixie Carter (inset) is likely just days away from finally toppling World Wrestling Entertainment.
Turns out it’s spelled s-o-f-t.
Before he admitted he had a problem, he flaunted his annoying zooming skills.
Roman Reigns (left, as “Tyler Black”) was a top star in the Ring of Honor promotion for several years.
Todd Murphy can’t figure out why he can’t get a “push” on the dating roster.
ANSWER: Trick question. They’re all true.
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